The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.