The Bad Snap Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.