The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mahomes will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.