The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.