The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mahomes, the end zone is a rumor.
81%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.