The Mystery Tweak Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mahomes finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.