The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Mahomes will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
87%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.