The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.