The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
91%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.