The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mahomes's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.