The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
72%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.