The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
87%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.