The Sack Spiral Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mahomes will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
75%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.