The Snap Count Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Mahomes tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mahomes's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.