The Sideline-Scold Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.