The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.