The Bad Snap Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.