The Overthrow Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mahomes's stadium. Only over Mahomes.
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
81%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.