The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Mahomes audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
72%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.