The Kneel-Down Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.