The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mahomes's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Mahomes, the end zone is a rumor.
79%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.