The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mahomes drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.