The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mahomes: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Mahomes gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.