The Overthrow Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Mahomes will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
84%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.