The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mahomes will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.