The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mahomes scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Kenneth Walker III
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Rashee Rice
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.