The Checkdown Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The play clock hits zero on Mahomes four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
91%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mahomes, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.