The Overthrow Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- The broadcast shows Mahomes on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.