The Phantom Flag Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Mahomes will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Mahomes scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.