The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mahomes's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.