The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mahomes drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.