The Snap Count Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.