The Phantom Flag Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Mahomes slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
89%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Mahomes, Mahomes, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.