The Hamstring Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.