The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mahomes sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.