The Pick-Six Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Ref: "Number Mahomes, that's a flag." Mahomes: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Mahomes gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mahomes's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.