The Intentional Grounding Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Every deep ball Mahomes throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mahomes gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mahomes, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.