The Late Scratch Hex of Patrick Mahomes
Patrick Mahomes · KC · QB
“Mahomes tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mahomes's week
- Mahomes will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Mahomes is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mahomes's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Patrick Mahomes in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Patrick Mahomes is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Patrick Mahomes actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.