The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.