The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Brown's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.