The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“The broadcast shows Brown on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
77%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- George Kittle
- Dalton Kincaid
- Oronde Gadsden
FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.