The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.