The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Brown gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.