The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
80%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.