The Blocking Assignment Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Brown's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.