The Mystery Tweak Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Brown gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Brown drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.