The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Ref: "Number Brown, that's a flag." Brown: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Brown is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Colts down to grief,
Brown scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.