The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Brown gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Brown's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.