The Invisible Route Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Brown's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Brown's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.