The Chip-and-Release Hex of Pharaoh Brown
Pharaoh Brown · IND · TE
“Brown is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Brown's stadium. Only over Brown.
- Brown sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Brown, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Pharaoh Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Pharaoh Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Pharaoh Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.